you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital
さつき盆栽花季展 / Satsuki azalea bonsai exhibition
"I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life."
- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah - via rendzina (via perfect)
Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)
(Source: imsebastainstan, via supernatural-tardis)
week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*
(Source: puglings, via stand)